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Police busted by bull
Rampaging bull damages a police car
Yesterday in Wilkshire a bull caused chaos on the A350.  Many veichles had to swerve suddenly to avoid hitting the wooly beast.  When a police car came the beast turned nasty and rammed into it, luckily no-one inside was hurt.


One source claims that the animal's owner told police that they were mistaken about the animal's gender and that it was actually a cow, not a bull.  A policeman said "When it is dark and there's a hairy creature snorting and pawing the ground in front of you, you don't stop to check!"


The police car that the wolly animal rammed into was badly damaged.  The bonnet and grille were damaged and, although the creature struck it, the windscreen stayed intact.  


It was shortly after midnight when it grudgingly walked into a nearby field and it's owner was called.