My name is Lorna, her name is Xandria. today we have missed school.
Lorna has missed science, technology, french and maths which she pleased about.
Xandria has pointed out that Lorna is talking about herself in third person.
Today Xandria missed science, technology, spanish and maths (Xandria adds: sadly i didnt get away from Mr Jeary coz he on da trip wid us, blad)
Lorna is appalled at Xandria's language.
Lorna is actually also pretty rubbish at languages, as she was told yesterday. This was quite surprising for her.
Then she ran away, never to be seen again.
What you don't know is that i am actually her sister, Helen Chapman who is very kool!
Xandria will be a rokstar when she is older, she is partying very hard already. She is bopping her head right now in fact!
Toodles, Lorna (a.k.a. helen) and Xandria (krazy rokstar in training)
Peace out dudes and dudettes!!