Jade Goody, responsible for the international outrage as a result of her ingnorant comments on Big Brother arrived in Delhi on Monday in order to experience the beauty and culture of a country she so profoundly offended. However, the individual at the heart of the troubles has not been contacted.

Shilpa Shetty has indisputably faired the better of the two, receiving the sympathies of politicans and the British public. Jade however has been forced to repair the remaining tatters of her career, having already been dropped from a Comic Relief sketch in which she only proved to further her racist stigma firmly attached since the second "Shilpa Poppidom" splurted from her mouth.

Although somewhat questionably Shilpa will not be featured on this particular trip to India, probably due to the fact that her career is hitting new heights, forcing her to divide her demanding obligations between the west and Bollywood. A form of success unimaginable to Jade given her current public image, Shipa's monumentus success being magnified tenfold by the contrasts to be drawn to the pitiful state of Jade.